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1 February 11

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(Source: hurrikanes)

Posted: 11:04 AM

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chickenshit:

Story of my life. MLIA.

24 January 11

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Dear Tumblr

oatmeal:

If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:

Please use it.

Please oh please.

-The Oatmeal

21 January 11

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** 'tis was the year 1889. Sir Henry Dickinson XII was sitting in his study by the fireplace when his friend, Sir William Cox XVI, arrived. **
Sir William Cox XVI: WAZAAAeth!
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: WAZAAAeth O friend! Taketh a seat!
Sir William Cox XVI: How hath you been O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Life hath been kind. Yourselfeth?
Sir William Cox XVI: (sigh) Something aileth me heart actually.
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Now we talketh! What be the bitch's nameth!?
Sir William Cox XVI: LOL
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :P
Sir William Cox XVI: Nay, nay, 'tis nothing like that. 'tis just that, life hath been feeling empty lately. Like when a swimming pool hath
no water in it. You geteth me O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: You high bro?
Sir William Cox XVI: Maybe..
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :D
Sir William Cox XVI: :D
True Story : )