January 2011
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Dear Tumblr
oatmeal: If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you: Please use it.  Please oh please.  -The Oatmeal
Jan 24th
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** 'tis was the year 1889. Sir Henry Dickinson XII was sitting in his study by the fireplace when his friend, Sir William Cox XVI, arrived. **
Sir William Cox XVI: WAZAAAeth!
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: WAZAAAeth O friend! Taketh a seat!
Sir William Cox XVI: How hath you been O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Life hath been kind. Yourselfeth?
Sir William Cox XVI: (sigh) Something aileth me heart actually.
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Now we talketh! What be the bitch's nameth!?
Sir William Cox XVI: LOL
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :P
Sir William Cox XVI: Nay, nay, 'tis nothing like that. 'tis just that, life hath been feeling empty lately. Like when a swimming pool hath
no water in it. You geteth me O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: You high bro?
Sir William Cox XVI: Maybe..
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :D
Sir William Cox XVI: :D
True Story : )
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Cheat like a total boss.
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
kahin-mile-sukhoooon-deactivate asked: Hey, thanks for the follow :)
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*Baby, baby, baby, OH!*
*Dad walks in*
Dad: Son, are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Son: No, I'm watching porn.
Dad: OH THANK GOD!
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Lo and Behold: The Flatulence Deodorizer!
Yeah, you read that right. Strap this awesomeness on your butt and you’ll be the happiest of all farters!
Jan 18th
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Hilarious Bobcats! →
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When you show someone else something funny you...
thisisverylegit: alexxandra-: andthatlittleblackdress: You: Them:  ALL THE TIME
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“To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is...”
– Anonymous Submitted by: augbog (via quotography)
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“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way...”
– Jack Handey
Jan 16th
“Champions do not become champions when they win the event, but in the hours,...”
– T. Alan Armstrong (via quotography)
Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
Most Common Passwords
The top 4 most common passwords are (in order): 123456 password 12345678 1234 But the winner, and also the 5th most used password of all time, is (drum roll please): pussy! Click here if you want to be sure.
Jan 15th
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Beatbox with Google Translate
Go to Google Translate and select German to German. Paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch Press the ‘Beatbox’ button [Google has actually changed the listen button to beatbox :D]. (via makeuseof)
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Assassination of Salman Taseer (Governor of... →
Jan 6th
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Best BlackBerry App is Pakistani →
The top selling BlackBerry app worldwide is by a Pakistani company. Awesome!
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