January 2011
50 posts
Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
** 'tis was the year 1889. Sir Henry Dickinson XII was sitting in his study by the fireplace when his friend, Sir William Cox XVI, arrived. **
Sir William Cox XVI: WAZAAAeth!
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: WAZAAAeth O friend! Taketh a seat!
Sir William Cox XVI: How hath you been O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Life hath been kind. Yourselfeth?
Sir William Cox XVI: (sigh) Something aileth me heart actually.
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: Now we talketh! What be the bitch's nameth!?
Sir William Cox XVI: LOL
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :P
Sir William Cox XVI: Nay, nay, 'tis nothing like that. 'tis just that, life hath been feeling empty lately. Like when a swimming pool hath
no water in it. You geteth me O friend?
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: You high bro?
Sir William Cox XVI: Maybe..
Sir Henry Dickinson XII: :D
Sir William Cox XVI: :D
True Story : )
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Cheat like a total boss.
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kahin-mile-sukhoooon-deactivate asked: Hey, thanks for the follow :)
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*Baby, baby, baby, OH!*
*Dad walks in*
Dad: Son, are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Son: No, I'm watching porn.
Dad: OH THANK GOD!
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Lo and Behold: The Flatulence Deodorizer!
Yeah, you read that right. Strap this awesomeness on your butt and you’ll be the happiest of all farters!
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Hilarious Bobcats! →
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When you show someone else something funny you...
thisisverylegit:
alexxandra-:
andthatlittleblackdress:
You:
Them:
ALL THE TIME
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To love is to risk not being loved in return. To hope is to risk pain. To try is...
– Anonymous
Submitted by: augbog
(via quotography)
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way...
– Jack Handey
Champions do not become champions when they win the event, but in the hours,...
– T. Alan Armstrong (via quotography)
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Most Common Passwords
The top 4 most common passwords are (in order):
123456
password
12345678
1234
But the winner, and also the 5th most used password of all time, is (drum roll please): pussy!
Click here if you want to be sure.
Beatbox with Google Translate
Go to Google Translate and select German to German.
Paste this: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch
Press the ‘Beatbox’ button [Google has actually changed the listen button to beatbox :D].
(via makeuseof)
Assassination of Salman Taseer (Governor of... →
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Best BlackBerry App is Pakistani →
The top selling BlackBerry app worldwide is by a Pakistani company. Awesome!